Yelp-Fu

The art of yelping. In particular, using words designed to cut or slash at the business owner's sense of self-worth.

Your yelp-fu was so good that I heard the business closed-down, yo!

Or,

Don't make me bust-out some Yelp-Fu on that place...

Yelp-Fu by Shannon Buckley January 12, 2009

Yelp Talk Whore 

A user on Yelp who uses the talk boards to cock-tease males and never show their face at an event; They often know all the inside jokes that nobody with a life cares about and also hide behind sexually suggestive pictures of themselves 10 pounds ago. They get off on spicing up threads by creating second troll accounts and are the first ones to announce that the talk boards are boring by creating a new thread titled "Post here when Yelp Talk is boring or sucks" when the threads are not centered around them.

Look, everybody's favorite Yelp Talk Whore is at it again "pointing to John's crotch." Just suck his cock already.

Yelp Talk Whore by Ivana P February 26, 2010

Yelp Talk Whore 

Someone who can usually be found chatting away on Yelp Talk incessantly, contributing their 2 cents worth to all sorts of chat threads about things so vapid as asking others how much lint they picked out of their navel that morning in the shower... all in the name of trying to be the center of everyone's attention.

Jean The Bean is a Yelp Talk Whore. Day in and day out, she can be found on Yelp Talk or PMing her Yelp friends, unless, of course there's a Friday evening DYL (Destroy Your Liver), a Sunday DYK hike (Destroy Your Knees) or a Yelp Elite event happening somewhere.

Yelp Talk Whore by Not Really Me February 20, 2007

Yelp Effect 

The over inflation of an establishment's true worth by unqualified, self-affirming know-nothings ("yelpers") & the immediate feelings of anger, disgust, remorse, and self loathing that inevitably occur after one heeds such advice.

Ted:

Damnit, Joe! Those lousy yelpers tricked me into thinking a run-down hole-in-the-wall *insert establishment* was the second coming of *insert god/messiah figure*!

Joe:
Ha! Another victim of the yelp effect, sucka.

Yelp Effect by Jay Whizzle June 5, 2009

Yelp Special 

What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a "special" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.

"Hey, did you see that chef over there?"
"Yeah man, he was giving that critic the Yelp Special."

Yelp Special by TheThrowawayofJustice December 11, 2015

Yelp Brag 

When someone posts a Yelp review that is mostly to brag to their friends that they did something fancy, exclusive or expensive, but thinly weiled as a review.

I tried to find a japanese restaurant and decided it was not worth it because of too many Yelp Brags in the reviews:

We had just about every fish: sea bream, scallop from Japan (the best scallop I ever had), aji, blue fin toro, hamachi, maguro, and many other types that other restaurants don't serve. I can't remember the names of the fish. We ate (just the 2 of us) $150 worth of sashimi.

Yelp Brag by Juswords December 27, 2011

yelp whore 

(n) A person on Yelp who has a million reviews and most of them 5 stars, for places they couldn't have been to.

This fucking yelp whore who praised this garage and I got royally hosed in the booty when I used him. The work sucked and my car won't start! When I check all other reviews the yelp who're wrote, they were 5 stars in 27 states coast to coast in 4 months! If I ever see them in real life, I'm going to hit them with a Tony Danza!!!

yelp whore by Cittidude September 8, 2016