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face wreath 

A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.
"Dude, that guy is eating cheez whiz out of the can."

"And he has a face wreath."
"Ew."
face wreath by rainbowrobot28 April 14, 2010

shit a wreath 

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.
"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.
shit a wreath by LeahAndyPlease December 21, 2014

flame wreath 

An ability used by Shade of Aran in the game World of Warcraft. It prevents raid members from moving since any moving during flame wreath will basically result into the raid blowing up. Blizzard in their great wisdom has also made it so that as of now the blowing up can be triggered by snakes from snake trap or by a mage's water elemental etc. etc.
I will not move when flame wreath is cast or the raid blows up.
flame wreath by L.G.H. May 27, 2007

Butt Wreath 

the furry area that surrounds the butt hole, that is in the shape of a wreath
Jorge was turned off when he discovered Guadalupe had a butt wreath.
Butt Wreath by Beernuts April 2, 2009

Family Wreath 

Instead of a Family Tree, this term refers to a family derived from a lot of incest.
Jed: Shit, you know they all marry their cousins!?Inbred sons of bitches ain’t got a Family Tree, they got a Family Wreath!

silver wreath 

A Silver wreath is a metaphor to represent a place where love can be found. The term is based on another metaphor used by Bright Eyes, the term yellow bird. The connection is drawn in the fact that wreaths are actually made up of sticks and such which birds use for their homes. The silver wreath is a representation of having your heart open and allowing your true love and you to build your home around it.
"She took a small silver wreath and pinned it onto me, she said this one will bring you love"
silver wreath by Ryan Fin February 26, 2007