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Wookiee-Pox

A deadly disease found throughout the galaxy. It can be spread through saliva, fur-transplants and "wookiee-juice." It effects Kashyyykians, Ewoks, Daggets, Cookie-Monsters, Earth-squirrels and Tribbles, amongst others.

Symptoms may include hairy bumps near the hindquarters, kidney lice, discoloration of hairballs and aggressive stools.
We had to put Muffet down because, after weeks of suffering through Wookiee-Pox, he couldn't recover.

wookiee ass 

n., a very hairy anus, an anus that resemble's a wookiee's from Star Wars.
That guy is so hairy no way he don't have a wookiee ass. Fr Fr dude.
wookiee ass by BigDu226 November 30, 2017

Wookiee Handshake 

The act of two women, both with furry twats, scissoring and grinding their nether regions together in a display that resembles two Wookiee hands engaged in a friendly greeting. A more skillful version of the Wookiee handshake also exists. If the two women insert a double-ended dildo between them, and can achieve the same frenzied muff mashing while not exposing even a fraction of an inch of the dildo to potential onlookers, then this next-level Wookiee handshake has been achieved.
I'd harbored a certain nostalgia for hairy pussies from a young age. But it wasn't until I saw the Wookiee handshake in action, while simultaneously imagining the grunts and chortles of that beloved species who hailed from the planet Kashyyyk, that I could truly appreciate them.

Bush Wookiee 

Most noteably found on Battlefield Bad Company 2, the Bush Wookiee is a player who constantly hides in the bushes and never goes out into the real fight. They will always take pot-shots from the bushes, and slowly make their way around a main base like some kind of hostile native. Basically, they hide in the jungle like the wookiees on Star Wars, hence the name.
You can see them running around in the brush, and may even aim at them, but you will believe that your eyes are playing tricks on you until they blow your brains out. The Wookiee's mortal enemy is the spot button.
Geoff is such a fucking bush wookiee. He's throwing motion sensors at his feet, spending the whole game calling mortar strikes on an empty building, and will probably finish the game with a score of 3-0.
Bush Wookiee by IHateBushWookiees October 26, 2010

bathroom wookiee 

The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.

Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.

If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
It takes a brave man to remove a bathroom wookiee.

full wookiee 

When someone becomes enraged and commits and act of brute strength. Can also be used when someone yells unintelligibly while doing ludicrous things.
Bruh did you see Ryan last night? He went full wookiee at that house party.