wiping fingers 

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.

Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.

wiping fingers by jimmybomm July 11, 2021

wiping a felt-tip 

when you take a dump, and it takes rolls of toilet paper to attempt to get clean. Everytime you wipe you get a mark on the paper.

Everytime you wipe it's like wiping a felt-tip marker. Keeps making a mark on the toilet paper.

wiping a felt-tip by zse June 2, 2010

wiping deficiancy 

when u take a shit and dont wipe good enough

Person 1: dude rick my ass itches

Person 2: o dude y

Person 1: i just took a huge shit after eating taco bell and i dont think i wiped all the liquid shit out of my ass. must be wiping deficiancy

wiping deficiancy by ha dude itts jackk July 5, 2006

wiping all out 

the name of the main battle theme of Persona 3 Portable, a video game that came out in 2009 in Japan (2010 in North America, and 2011 in Europe) on the PSP system.

The theme only plays itself on normal battles if you chose the female protagonist. Otherwise, you'll hear another kick-ass theme called mass destruction.

I've been listening to wiping all out for days now and I think I can safely say that I'm not a princess...

wiping all out by Catjj February 19, 2022

Wiping the crayon 

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

Wiping the crayon by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

Wiping The Puddle by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

wiping the windshield 

When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.

“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”

wiping the windshield by prep girl five June 5, 2023