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John Wayne Gacy Jr

1. An eerie but beautiful song by banjo-playing singer/songwriter, Sufjan Stevens.
"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"

2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.

Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.

Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."

It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.

Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."
"That guy seems really troubled. I hope he's not secretly another John Wayne Gacy Jr."
John Wayne Gacy Jr by Ross Quaine August 18, 2008

john wayne gacy 

John Wayne Gacy was a very sick individual who murdered 33 people- ages range from 9-27. He buries 27 out of the 30 under his house. He Also dressed up as a clown. That is how he lured little kids into his possession. He would coax and sometimes force co-workers in his house, cuff them to the bed, and suffocate them with their own underwear. He would then commit some necrophelia stuff on them, and then prry them in his crawl space. Kind of creepy.
quote from him: "I should have been convicted for anything more seriosu than running a cemetery without a license."- John Wayne Gacy

John Wayne hemorrhoids 

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

shit that killed john wayne 

Really potent weed that makes you choke for an extended period of time.
"Man, this is the shit...the shit that killed john wayne"

John Wayne Bobbit 

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

john wayne 

to accidentally smush a pack of cigarettes, and then proceed to smoke one of the mangled cigarettes
(John Wayne often had a bent cigarette in his mouth in the movies)
(pulls one out of the pack) "Man, i really john wayne 'd that one, eh, what the hell" (lights it up)
john wayne by Joey Mc October 9, 2006