Vaseline & Pepper 

Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.

How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.

Vaseline & Pepper by Richard Simmons 2000 August 11, 2010

Vaseline face 

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

Vaseline face by JuanBoy February 29, 2008

Vaseline Cowgirl 

When a really fat chick rides her man with alot of Vaseline because she has a dry twat and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.

Guy number 1: Dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.

Vaseline Cowgirl by theroyalestella November 30, 2009

Vaseline Tax 

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.

I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.

Vaseline Tax by yert December 1, 2009

vaseline city 

When one globs Vaseline onto their asshole.

Johnny's girlfriend went to Vaseline city last night before doing anal.

vaseline city by Realtalk155 September 19, 2016

Vaseline pirate 

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

Vaseline pirate by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

Vaseline Gypsy 

A Vaseline Gypsy is the name given to a promiscuous woman. So named as a woman with multiple sexual partners in a given day requires lubricant to perform intercourse (Vaseline) and Gypsy as she travels from partner to partner.

I saw Ginger out with a different guy each night this week. She is quite the Vaseline Gypsy.

Vaseline Gypsy by Impatigo September 8, 2011