texas vacation 

When one, whilst on vacation, drives to Texas to get a reverse vasectomy because it’s cheaper to get it done there at a missionary hospital. Said cost saving is due to lack of anesthesia, which increasingly stimulates the thrill seekers experience.

Man did you hear about Eric getting a Texas Vacation because 3 kids was just not cutting it. He’s ballsy!!!

texas vacation by AE in SC August 6, 2019

vice vacation 

A vacation that revolves around carnal pleasures. Banging hookers, smoking crack, shooting up, excessive drinking, sex parties, boofing, coke lines on strippers' tits, jenkem, and fatal amounts of cigarettes are a few of the things that someone on a vice vacation might enjoy.

Hey man, you look like you got chewed up and spit out by the devil himself. What happened?
I just got back from a long vice vacation.

vice vacation by dubnympho March 8, 2011

vacation amnesia 

When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can't remember what you did before your vacation.

Andy suffered from a bad case of vacation amnesia when he went back to school and couldn't remember what he had been learning before.

vacation amnesia by RocketPower10 January 3, 2010

vacation dick 

Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.

I met a guy last night with the perfect vacation dick. But i cant take it again for a while.

vacation dick by Daveguys June 16, 2016

Post-Vacation Syndrome 

Post-Vacation Syndrome (PVS) appears in victims after returning to school/work after a vacation of a week or more. PVS is most common after summer, winter, and spring breaks in grade school and college students. There is no cure for PVS. The victim simply has to wait for it to clear on its own.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.

Ex. 1 :
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."

Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."

Post-Vacation Syndrome by xXThat_GirlXx January 4, 2010

vacation dick 

A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.

This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again

vacation dick by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

vacation dick 

As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.

vacation dick by jb181382 June 17, 2016