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Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection 

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary, it is rejected, and you pause to contemplate why.
I try to define rapediculous on U.D. as a situation that is bad and also ridiculous, but this word and definition is rejected. Why? Too naughty / sexist? There's far filthier on U.D... Not funny? Not used? I use it... How can I clean it up slightly and get it through? ...Do they have a file on me?...Is it time for me to grow up?...the Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection...
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rejected by Urban Dictionary 

Being rejected at your request to post a definition, however more than half the time the "editors" will just deny your request without even reading it. You can tell because if you send in a well thought out post, and its rejected, and then you look at some other assholes entry which is like "METALLICA FREAKIN ROX" you get really pissed off. I hope the asshole editors are reading this, and I know that they wont post it, just because they are assholes.
Guy 1: I'm always rejected by Urban Dictionary
Guy 2: I know right? Urban dictionary sucks.

Rejected On Urban Dictionary 

Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.

2 weeks later

Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.

He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.

Urban dictionary users rejecting your word/phrase

Fuck...
Urban dictionary users rejecting your word/phrase are dumb

urbanrejectionary 

the tendency of this website to reject definitions out of arbitrary shortsightedness.
Well, Frank, I find this site to be very urbanrejectionary as they tend to deny all my word submissions.

But Ernest, they accepted my versions of the same words you invented, just many months later and because I used a chick's name!
urbanrejectionary by barney666 January 1, 2008

urbanejected 

When an Urbandictionary editor rejects an awesome definition in favor of keeping one or more completely lame-ass ones .
"I submitted an awesome def for urbandictionary but the editors urbanejected mine in favor of a completely lame ass one."
urbanejected by ubermama February 5, 2010