uhaul lesbian 

The kind of lesbian that wants to move in after talking for 3 days. They like to move fast. She'll bring the u-haul.

John: Hey did you hear about Cierra's new girl?
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.

uhaul lesbian by bitchbox42069 June 21, 2020

Uhaul bisexual 

Simular to a Uhaul lesbian, the Uhaul bisexual moves in after few dates men and women

Guy: Katie moved in with Jessie already? They’ve been together a week?

Girl: oh I know she did the same with John and Sarah. She’s such a uhaul bisexual

Uhaul bisexual by Thatonepaganchick January 6, 2023

Dirty Uhaul 

A prostitute with an excessive amount of grundle fudge.

The trucker was highly upset when he found his lot lizard was a dirty uhaul.

Dirty Uhaul by geewhiz1234 May 4, 2008

I'com'it'a uhaul 

Contraction of "I am coming with a uhaul."

"I need to move." -person one

"I'com'it'a uhaul!" -person two

I'com'it'a uhaul by The Jayson July 7, 2009

Unload the Uhaul

Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride

I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.

Unload the Uhaul by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2021

Emotional UHaul 

When you move too quickly in a relationship and develop emotions towards the other person too quickly

"Wow, Jessie's already calling them her girlfriend, thats pretty intense"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"

Emotional UHaul by E31ly November 30, 2022

U-Haul Lesbian 

A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.

I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.

U-Haul Lesbian by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020