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Thom Yorke 

Eco-friendly ball buster.
Boy #1: You're destroying the earth man.
Boy #2: Quit being a Thom Yorke about that damn piece of paper I threw on the ground.
Thom Yorke by MD 20/12 October 17, 2008

Thom Yorke 

A pretentious git with a humorous lazy eye.
His recent activity involved scamming his own fans for money by apparently giving them music for free.
In a ploy that can only be describable as despicable. Radiohead songs were offered for free which made the idiot fans buy it for me in an attempt to do the right thing and be like Thumb. The idiots thought they better give Thom some more money because his mansion doesn't indicate he has enough.

He continually disrespects the radiohead fans by refusing to play their favorite songs, and instead he wales and makes funny
self indulgent noises into the microphone.

He is pasty and pimply much like the radiohead fans and often pretends to be intelligent and insightful. The pseudo intelligent radiohead fan eat this up

Has also recently jumped on the environmental wagon lending his thoughts to no one who cares.
Guy 1: How cool is Thom Yorke I wish I could be as godlike as him playing that D chord.
Guy 2: Dude dont you know Thome Yorke is a douchbag? His lazy eyes is better suited to comedy and even though he closes his eyes during performance it can still be seen and laughed at.
Thom Yorke by BeeenNIE October 18, 2008

Thom Yorke 

Lead whiner of radiohead, Miserable cunt with a gammy eye.
All this money and I still havn't bothered shaving.
Thom Yorke by Lettin November 26, 2006

Thom Yorke 

The type of guy to downvote his own post

Thom Yorke 

Just a dude who woke up sucking a lemon and decided to make the best album of all time.
James: Thom Yorke’s pretty neat, isn’t he?
Estella: Yeah but his house is full of lemons and great music
Thom Yorke by Actually_Sorabji June 16, 2023

Thom Yorke's Witness 

An over-obsessed Radiohead fan who, in attempt to enlighten others, goes door to door carrying a copy of OK Computer on vinyl and spreads the good word of the great Thom Yorke. The Thom Yorke's witness tends to lack the ability to understand those who do not enjoy Radiohead, so do not offend them.
Who was that at the door?

Oh that was just a Thom Yorke's witness. I told him I don't like Radiohead so he went and jumped in front of a truck.