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The Turkey Waddle 

When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.

Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.

I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
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The black Wade Wilson 

The The black wade wilson also known as black dead pool is a character in marvel’s comics such as “ Deadpool back in black ”, “ Deadpool black white and blood ” & the deadpool killogy

The belgian rapper Delportau also adopted the name “The Black Wade Wilson” as his alias
After all these years i’m surprised The black Wade Wilson still has not occurred in any marvel movie

the dirty waddle 

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.
Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
the dirty waddle by alexvause September 6, 2016

THE BEN WADE 

When you have rough anal sex with a girl then you pull out quick causing the inside of her anal cavity to protrude outwards like a dirty pink sock then you use your big toe to stick the pink sock back inwards
Yo Coen last night I totally did the Ben Wade to that girl from Kmart.
THE BEN WADE by NorthSydeJeysus December 13, 2023

The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots
“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”
The Elijah Wade by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots
“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”
The Elijah Wade by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

wadding the can 

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.
My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.