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The Ridings Theory 

The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.
Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"

Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
The Ridings Theory by jm6695 December 24, 2013
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Riding the Wake 

To immediately follow an ambulance or another emergency vehicle while cars are pulled over to let it pass
I made it to work in record time riding the wake of an ambulance
Riding the Wake by Tapirokapi December 10, 2013

Riding the Pine

In team sports, players not actively participating in the game sit on the sidelines or "ride the pine" until the coach puts them in the game.
Even though he was drafted in the first round, he'll probably be riding the pine for a few games before they start him.

Riding the Flamingo 

Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.
I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.

riding the other bus 

Homosexual.

Usage citation: Dr Who, S04E07 The Unicorn and the Wasp: Donna Noble says:
Typical, all the decent men are on the other bus.

i.e. All the decent men are riding the other bus.
riding the other bus by Llama2 November 13, 2015

Riding the Sombrero 

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

Riding the dill 

When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.
I can't stop riding the dill, it's cost me my house. Yo, you got a fresh cruncher for me?
Riding the dill by AH_dictionary November 16, 2019