fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest 

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

The Prestige 

A sex act based on the 'Teleporting Man' illusion from the movie The Prestige.
An unsuspecting female participant engages in sex in the 'doggy style' position in a dark room with the 'Magician' while his friend hides in a cupboard. In the middle of the act, the Magician pulls out and his friend sneakily swaps into position as the magician quietly exits through a window.
The climax of the trick is when the magician re-appears at the door fully clothed and turns on the light and reveals himself to the much surprised participant.

Last night I brought home a girl that thought she was all that. Imagine her surprise when me and my dad got her with 'The Prestige'.

The Prestige by Kiwilicious January 29, 2008

The Prestige 

When nutting on my girlfriend's tits one day, i had her jerking me off. she put too much pressure on the underside of my dick so when i came nothing came out. She looked very surprised and took her hand off. In doing this she unleashed the pressure of the backed up cum and it came shooting out all over her face.

The name Prestige comes from her making my cum disappear, then reappear as the Prestige part of the act, all over her unsuspecting face.

I gave that chick the prestige last night, she didn't see it cumming.

The Prestige by NortheasternU October 14, 2009

The Prestige 

The drink of choice for people that exceed level 1000 of dopeness. Combine Gin, Orange Juice, and Sprite/Sierra Mist. Goes down easily, like your mom in her 20's.

Let's get weird tonight. Mix The Prestige and I'll bake the bagel bites.

I made her a cup of The Prestige, and she said it was the best thing she ever tasted not counting me.

The Prestige by Ruben Hamilton August 12, 2011

the prestige 

When coitus is occurring and you notify your partner that you are wearing a condom to protect against pregnancy and STDs. But you are, in fact, going raw up in that bitch. When it results in a pregnancy, you disappear. It's based on the movie of the same title and the Houdini.

Are you watching closely? The pledge (I love you), the turn (I respect you, of course I'm wearing a condom), the prestige (I've gotta leave town 'cause her Eggo is preggo).

the prestige by STBLVG September 1, 2011

freeing the priests 

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

freeing the priests by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

The Prestige 

When you are in a hot tub getting a blow job from a woman while playing COD. Said woman has also provided you with a sandwich beforehand if you were to get hungry during the fun.

Guy 1: "Dude my girlfriend let the prestige happen last night."
Guy 2: "What kind of sandwich?"
Guy 1: "She made me a grilled cheese!"

The Prestige by theorio883 January 5, 2011