Keeper of the Cheese 

A term that describes someone in a position of control or having posession of valuable assets.

Quoted in Ren & Stimpy: "I'm the Keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. And HE knows it, and that's why HE'S gonna KILL us! But don't worry little missy! I'll save you!"

I have the only LCD projector in the office. I AM the Keeper of the Cheese!

Keeper of the Cheese by ENO67 March 10, 2009

keeper of the seven keys 

two albums from power metal band helloween

probably the best power metal albums ever

Your the keeper of the seven keys...who locked up the seven seas

keeper of the seven keys by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005

Keeper Of The Awesome 

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

Keeper Of The Awesome by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005

Keeper of the Flame 

Commonly referred to as the "fag hag," a "Keeper of the Flame" is a heterosexual female who likes to surround herself with the company of one or more gay men.

Jenny watched all the seasons of Queer as Folk with Adam last night. She's such a keeper of the flame.

Keeper of the Flame by wafflecrisp90 July 26, 2009