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Don't hurt the doggie!! 

This phrase is applied when someone has their priorities so out of whack that they'd cry for a dog if it died in a movie but have no problem watching a dozen or more people getting killed, even though everyone knows that animals are never mistreated on a movie set.

It also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal's life but allowing a human or group of people to die.

Usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner "Your priorities are all messed up!", because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?
John: "I'm watching this movie. It's sad. They killed a dog."

Jack: "Wait a minute. The killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you're okay with letting them all die but 'don't hurt the doggie!!'?"
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hurt the body 

To Take A Huge Loss of A Person ,Friend ,Family Lover or Property .Unexpected humiliation and

Anger or perhaps Have A lot of Sadness Behind

The Situation.
I Found Out My Friends Got Killed Last Night
“That Hurt The Body”
hurt the body by Soyoudenard August 29, 2022

hurt by the hoover 

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself
Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees 

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons