The Guadiana 

1.Stupid drunk.

2.Getting so drunk, you no longer have control of bodily function or, logical thought patterns. Could lead to dropping a duce on your girlfriends livingroom floor or, pissing/vomiting in the corner at restaurants.

"That bitch broke my heart so I pulled The Guadiana"

The Guadiana by Deeeeeeez Nuts February 13, 2013

The Guardians 

The secret police of Wales, largest county in England.

Under the direct juristiction of the High Sheriff (see High Sheriff).

Ruthless and efficient in protecting the counties' borders from Muslim terrorists.

Commiting murders and acts of atrocities on enemies of Her Majesty the Queen.

"shit, lets flee over the Second Severn Crossing, the Guardians are coming"

The Guardians by emperor davies of the kingdom of wales January 28, 2005

The Guarding Game 

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.

On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game

The Guarding Game by City of Dylan February 22, 2021

The Gardian

When you do 6 of anything in a sporting event!

3 of anything is called a hat trick!
4 is called the golden sombrero!
5 is called the Olympic Rings!
6 hasn't had a name until that one time the Gardian picked off 6 Black Sox in a ball game with the greatest pickoff move known to man!

The Gardian by TheGard March 31, 2022

Guarding the beer 

Making out/ hooking up, primarily in a party setting. Typically in front of the beer/keg/etc. and effectively "guarding" any other party goers from reaching it.

They were guarding the beer for hours. Though I must admit they did a good job, nobody bothered taking any of the beer that was behind them.

Guarding the beer by Gohawks91 January 24, 2011

guarding the bee 

The act of performing an utterly meaningless task given to you solely to keep you out of the way. The name comes from an episode of The Simpsons in which Homer, and two others, are tasked with guarding a bee in a jar in the plant's basement while the Nuclear Regulatory Inspector is visiting.

Bernie: Duh, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.

guarding the bee by Astrolounge April 7, 2009

turds guarding the outhouse 

A corrupt police department.

the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.

turds guarding the outhouse by [e-mail] August 30, 2010