The dress that broke the internet 

A dress someone posted online that for some odd reason have people seeing it as white and gold, and some people seeing it as blue and black. It's blue and black and the company that made the dress even confirmed it.

Sally showed the dress that broke the internet to her dad and he said that it was white and gold.

The dress that broke the internet by xboxsuckspsftw February 27, 2015

the dress 

A dress that was posted to Facebook by a woman and her friend. The lighting in the particular picture made it appear to some to be white and gold, but to others black and blue. All the women's friends disagreed about the color and eventually it became a huge meme. The actual color of the dress it black and blue (it is a fact look it up)

Sally: What color do you think the dress is?
Jenny: It is totally blue and black, look the model who wore it confirmed it!
Sally: No way, the dress is gold and white, it says so on the news!

the dress by nanodesu1234 February 28, 2015

The Dresden Dolls 

oestrogen-fuelled howls of brechtian punk cabaret. soulful, pounding, transporting. if you own a vagina, you won't be disappointed.

don't call the doctors
cause they've seen it all before,
they'll say:
'just let her crash and burn, she'll learn. the attention just encourages her'

The Dresden Dolls by miu miu November 21, 2004

The Dress 

It is said that somewhere in the universe, exists a dress so perfect that when you try it on, you automatically reach enlightenment. It perfectly higlights your curves, lengthens your legs flattens your tummy and makes you look "trendy yet sophisticated" from the moment you put it on. after you find the dress, good luck follows you wherever you go and you will probably marry a rich doctor. Right now, the dress is just an urban legand but you never know, right now as you read this "The Dress" might be hiding inside some store waiting for a lucky woman to find it.

Betty: "I heard that Lauren married a rich doctor and moved to L.A. and is now the fasion editor for Elle magazine!"

Clare:"Yeah, she found The Dress."

Betty:"...ooh lucky bitch!"

The Dress by Alli!~! June 20, 2007

The Diesel Jerk 

A dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World from the 1990's Nickelodeon TV show The Adventures of Pete & Pete.

That guy is doing the The Diesel Jerk! This club is hopping!

The Diesel Jerk by Anth is the man! December 4, 2010

take off the dress 

used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: "take off the skirt")

You're too tired to go out? Take off the dress, dude.

take off the dress by Faiella December 7, 2007

under the dress vagina press 

A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.

This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck

Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD

under the dress vagina press by Kamikaze is scared of the bag August 10, 2004