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flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.
With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

Flatten the curve 

Flatten the curve means to make things understandable for others and to set a guidance.
Before the end of the year exam the students were all confused and were panicking, so the teacher had to flatten the curve for them.

Flattening the curve 

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.
Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

soft serve the curve 

When a man intentionally or otherwise folds his penis in half durring a sexual act.
After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.

see also: middling.
soft serve the curve by cunt boss September 5, 2012

Swerving the curve

When a man takes moves his hands around a curvy-Kardashian like body to feel the pleasure of one’s presence.
When Sarah got home, all she could think about was her boyfriend swerving the curve on her all night long. ;)
Swerving the curve by RRRtwat January 25, 2019

Word to the curve 

Gentleman #1: That frankfurter was ill!
Gentleman #2: Word to the curve!
<ironic hi-five>
Gentleman #1: But this place is still wack.
Gentleman #2: Oh snap!
Word to the curve by antipopper September 17, 2010