yo it's the cops outside 

An action that feels illegal or wrong to do; too good to be allowed/true

yo it's the cops outside cuz i plugged in my keyboard and mouse to my xbox and played with those controls.

yo it's the cops outside by super idol but the second one October 8, 2023

shut the fucking door john the cops are here 

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

shut the fucking door john the cops are here by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023

What do you say when the cops come calling? 

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

What do you say when the cops come calling? by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

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Two cops with the same rock 

Appropriated from the dated, speciesist, and sometimes sexist, phrase: "Two birds with one stone".

This is when two police officers are hit with the same rock thrown at them, commonly in a riot situation, which is seen as beneficial to the rioter. Known basically as a "2 in 1" result. Commonly used by ACAB supporters and others opposed to police.

That's two cops with the same rock!

Two cops with the same rock by anonymiteriot May 6, 2011