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Technoblade 

Bro you know who technoblade is?
Yeah he's a legend.
Technoblade by AK_VON June 30, 2022

Technoblade 

The world's greatest Minecraft YouTuber, a pig with the world's hottest elbows, a bedwars win streak of 1400+, and currently a 5 week Minecraft Monday winner. He is the blood god, and a Sky Block god. He insults people by calling them nerds.
Me: Subscribe to Technoblade, he is a god.
Friend: How so?
Me: You want an example? *shows all of techno winning in Minecraft Monday*
Technoblade by CMaguire19 September 9, 2019

Technoblade 

Technoblade is a pig known for recording himself virtually beating up little children in exchange for skywars coins.
He also Loves to steal presents from orphans

Despite being an animal with ~6 CPS he is extremely good at PvP. He likes to call everyone a nerd to hide the fact that he is one himself and he also constantly advertises his YouTube channel by saying "Subscribe to Technoblade".

A list of notable things he's done:

-Gotten a 1400 winstreak in Hypixel Bedwars. (no evidence of him hacking has been found)

-Both won a 1v1 against Hypixel and Skeppy

-Beaten Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel

-Won the prize for world's hottest elbows

-Has Won Minecraft Monday Multiple Times

-Has Pig Rank +++

He has almost 1.5 million subscribers on YouTube despite hardly ever uploading any videos.

His current goal is to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube
Technoblade: "Subscribe to Technoblade"

Smart 9-year old: "No"
#technoblade#pig#youtuber#skywars#minecraft
OMG ITS TECHNOBLADE

Technoblade 

A great Minecraft pvp player that will come crash a stream just to say his name and leave
Technoblade: Technoblade
Technoblade by nottommyinnit October 16, 2020

TechnoBlade 

A Valiant Warrior who fought till the end.
Yea Technoblade is amazing.”

technoblade 

dead but still a legend :(

he made so many people happy, and he is so cool :

rip technoblade 1999 - 2022 </3