Technical Tap 

The act of hitting an (inanimate) object to make it function correctly.

Just give it a technical tap. That shit should work.

Technical Tap by Nate_the_Great9er May 5, 2010

Sound Technician 

the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr

singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat

Sound Technician by davetech1981 November 18, 2011

im not technical 

an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.

For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.

John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

im not technical by mordzy2 March 31, 2011

technical friday 

A technical Friday is the last day of the work week in which you have Friday off.

Today is Thursday but it is out technical Friday because we have tomorrow off!

technical friday by marx99 June 13, 2019

Ass Technician 

someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general

OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician

Ass Technician by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004

technicolor eyes 

Gorgeous eyes, eyes with alot of color detail.

Girl 1: That kids got a killer smile.
Girl 2: screw his smile look at his technicolor eyes

technicolor eyes by Emy-Status March 12, 2007

bong technician 

A bong technician is someone who is intimately familiar with the operation of any bong or bong-like device. These people are often in charge of reloading, cleaning, and packing among a large group, and are the go-to people for fixing latent smoking problems that others are too fucking high to recognize.

"Yo, check out Bongtech Betty over there. That chick sure knows how to pack that shit."

"I was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when fucking Mike blew out an o-ring."

bong technician by Discordant September 13, 2009