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TPG, also know as the "Tooth Paste Grab", is a sexual excersize, where a males' tube get squeezed with extreme force until he ejactualates. This activity is pleasureable amongst men, but rare during a handjob.
Bob: Oh, what are you doing down there?
Joe: Just TPG, nothing new
Bob: That would explain why the room is white -

Joe: I had to have a new paint job. Thanks Bob!
TPG by Dontfuckwittheboys March 8, 2021
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Trailer park girls aka girls that look like they do meth
Julie is a total TPG.
TPG by Forkin December 23, 2021
Toilet Paper Girl- girl in bathroom who laughs when she knows you’re about to burn your hands in the sink. Then offers to give you toilet paper to dry your hands. She herself had been TPGed by a guy and then became TPG. Og TPG is Miully from Austria.
Watch out when you goto the bathroom, you might get TPGed.
TPG by Makpak123 December 24, 2023
The pinnacle of boredom. You've try to search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, qetuoadgjlxvn, wryipsfhkzcbm, and eyosgkxb
You try to type one letter every five letters of the qwerty keyboard
Guy 1: Hey! Whatcha doin'?
Guy 2: Nothing, I am bored, I would microwave aluminum foil just to feel again.
Guy 1: Well you seem to- no... you didn't just...
Guy 2: Yes, I typed tpgzn on my web browser's search bar
Guy 1: *Calls police*
tpgzn by j_bollocks January 20, 2023

TPGFKA℘'s Theory 

The Prep Group Formerly Known As ℘ says that all High School Lincoln-Douglas Debaters competing in a varsity or open division of a tournament on the National Circuit must be able to pronounce ℘ and identify its country of origin within five seconds of this sentence being read in round. This practice is vital to fight bias within debate. We must encourage intellectual curiosity about different cultures.
The order is one off, TPGFKA℘'s Theory.
TPGFKA℘'s Theory by ougrhough September 12, 2025