A total bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. She thinks she's "so smart", but she is only book smart, and has no knowledge of how you're supposed to act. Nobody likes her - yet she tries to be everyone's friend. You have to pretend to be her friend or else she'll come after you like a piece of prey. Sylvie has mega anger issues, which everybody finds annoying. She doesn't want anything to do with the 21st century, and she thinks technology is stupid. She has no life whatsoever, and if it's not educational, she doesn't want anything to do with it. Sylvie won't succeed far in life, because smarts aren't the only thing that matter! If your coworkers don't like you, you're getting your ass fired! I wouldn't hire somebody like her in a heartbeat! She can't work in groups, she isn't social at all, she is so self-absorbed, and lacks any empathy. I'm pretty sure she's a sociopath, too. Don't trust anybody with this name - stay far away from them. Sylvie also is overly obsessed with presidents, politics, and history - And everybody hates it.

Girl 1: Hey, did you know if we had any-
Sylvie (aka a bitch): DO NOT TALK TO ME!!!! IF IT'S NOT ABOUT POLITICS AND HISTORY I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A WORD FROM YOUR DAMN MOUTH

Girl 1: Okay, okay, ch-

Bitch: EXCUSE ME?!??!?! I DO NOT CHILL. NOW GO DIE!!!!

Sylvie by Jughead Jones - I define names October 8, 2018

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Sylvie

A Sylvie is the coolest most amazing person you will ever meet. She will always be there for you and love and care for you even when you feel like shit. She's also amazing at solitaire, winning most of her games while also hacking and hugging life. Some call her the 'Hay Day' expert although this is usually dismissed in favour of her more notable achievements, particularly her long and successful career in the hit game 'League of Legends' and her worldwide renown for having been the subject of the infamous 'Umbrella photo' and 'Posture photo' which have grossed over 900m in image rights on the world wide web. She is also incredibly hot and is chased by all the boys, who she manages to keep at bay by being a smartass and repeatedly ditching them in favour of hanging out with her amazing friends, who are amazing. Any person is lucky to have a Sylvie as a friend.

"Fuckkkk, I wish I had a Sylvie as my friend. I also need a league coach, so there's that. I hate my life."
"Sylvie is so good at being the impostor in among us! No shit, Darryl, she's good at everything."

Sylvie by zaciscoolaha8668 March 23, 2022

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