Definitions by Ihavebadbreath

Sophia 

she loves smelling apple pies and carrots. she has a pet squirrel and her favorite color is brown

Sophia: omg look at that kid, he is so cute wish I could date him
kids mom: my son is 3 years old...

Sophia by Ihavebadbreath November 27, 2019

Sylvie 

has ear cancer. and drinks mac and cheese smoothies

Bill: Omg is your ears going to fall off
Sylvie: no I have ear cancer

Sylvie by Ihavebadbreath November 27, 2019

Monica 

the stinkiest girl in the world. she moos like a cow and loves science.she gets really good grades and loves pony’s!

Teacher 1: Woah what’s that smell?? It’s awful! smells just like a cow
Teacher2: Aw that’s definitely monica

Monica by Ihavebadbreath November 21, 2019