Swede 

Swede is a British term for somebody's head

"i'm gonna whack him round teh Swede

Swede by D'N X April 27, 2019

Rare swede 

An individual who possesses many strange personality traits or looks a certain way. Primarily used as a term of endearment but can also be used as an insult. (Origin: Yorkshire)

Rare - Strange or unusual

Swede - Slang word for a person’s head

A : Why does James act like that? Does he think he’s funny?
B : Yeah, he’s a a rare swede

A : A rare swede indeed...

Rare swede by CurbYourDictionary March 17, 2021

does my swede in 

Term used to describe a task or person that really messes with your head

learning MySQL really does my swede in!
that girl is nice to look at but boy does she do my swede in

does my swede in by BBok666 August 24, 2017

swede 

1. Person of Sweden, Scandinavia, Northern Europe. Typically tall and very good-looking with white-blonde hair and blue eyes. There is a stereotype that says Swedish girls are all horny bimbo sluts, but this mostly came from a couple of Swedish actresses during the 1950s who played some of the first nude roles.

2. A whitish-green vegetable with broad waxy leaves that grow in a tight "rose". Belongs to the cabbage family.

(This actually happened in my school.)

Person 1: Did you see that HOT new girl? She is HOT!
Person 2: Yeah, she's Swedish.
Person 1: I would BANG her!
Person 2: Dude, woah. She's only like, 12. They grow fast in Sweden.

swede by 100%swedishgirl May 30, 2006

do my swede in 

to get on somebody's nerves

Cabbies do my swede in with their mobies on all the time.

do my swede in by ehrhard July 30, 2008

Swede 

A woman or man from Sweden. The woman are always hot but not as tall as everyone thinks. The men are also very good looking and are on average 6" or taller. Swedes can be found by asking them about Norway. All Swedes hate Norway because of the natural oil reserves that were found after Sweden gave Norway back to the Norwegians. Swedes are usually blonde but can very between dark blonde to brunette. Do not mistake a swede for a person from Switzerland, we hate that. Us swedes are all good looking and while at the but of every country's jokes, you still want to get with us.

Man, look at that girl, she is so hot.. She has to be a Swede!

Swede by hot_swede November 11, 2009

swede 

uptight but fun drinking buddies

you walk down the street and bump into a swede and the first thing said is sorry and the first thing done is fast walking so as not to create a situation beyond thier control

swede by guevara April 19, 2004