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Stockton 

A all around amazing who is super sweet and super cute and puts a smile on people's faces just being around them.He is super funny and very smart and athletic he is a little shy at first but once you get to know him he is super sweet and crazy. He love adventures and being outside.
Go find your self a Stockton

stockton 

The largest town in the San Joaquin County of California. In the southside, near Charter Way, there are thuggish people and loads of Mexican restaurant. Loads of crime. People see one of the two malls, Weberstown Mall, as the border between North and South Stockton. There's a small community of rich people, who live in Brookside and think they're some big shit. The really wealthy people like A.G. Spanos live by Lincoln Square, though, and Morada, a little wannabe town with huge houses. There are loads of boring ass suburbs in Stockton, too, but crime makes it exciting. Every year there are Asparagus Festivals, which suck, but they're worth going to. They have Asparagus Margaritas. There's nothing worthwhile to do in Stockton, for teenagers like myself, and we mostly head over to the Bay Area or to neighboring town, Lodi, for fun. Lots of racism between the whites and the minority races. Stockton has a crappyass baseball team, the Ports. Stockton also books bad concerts, like Neil Diamond (which was a disaster). Stockton thinks it's cool enough to have a Sheraton, which is a total lie. It has a highschool, St. Mary's, which is full of rich white kids that think they're better than anyone else. But other than all those things, it's a pretty rad town with practically none other social groups other than the gangsters and the cholos, and preps. No scene kids, or anything like that.
girl 1; "ugh. I hate Stockton. Let's head over to the Lodi theatres"

girl 2; "seriously, let's roll."
stockton by stocktonscenekid March 24, 2008

Stockton 

A tiny, itty, bitty town in Southwestern Missouri. Often mistaken for Stockton, California. No stoplights. One grocery store. An average graduating class of 80 or less. Basically, where old people go to die. Oh, it has black walnuts, and a lake.
Carrie: Hey, where are you guys from?
Abi:Stockton!!!
Carrie: California?
Abi:No. Uh, Missouri.
Stockton by Big City Dreams December 26, 2011

stockton 

hey, im majoring physics at stockton
stockton by AnthonyMC June 4, 2007

Stockton 

Grand Rapids, MI metal/ hard rock band. They like to party and put on one hell of a show.
Aint no party like a Stockton party.

Stockton parties more than the amount of coke your parents did in the 80's.

Stockton? The city? No the BAMFS from the 616.
Stockton by THEKG5000 August 24, 2010

Stockton 

Conducting an activity that will potentially get you maimed or killed despite warning(s) from experts or others.
John's daredevil behavior at the cliff's edge was a classic case of "Stockton."
Stockton by stewartmark June 23, 2023