Stafford 

A Stafford is fine asl and can be annoying sometimes but always has your side. A stafford is loving,caring and sometimes mean but at the end of the day u will always be nice and if he does something wrong I will Realize it and say sorry. A stafford has amazing hair and make bad jokes sometimes but they can also be funny. A Stafford has equal girl besfreinds and boy best friend. A Stafford is very charming and tall. Stafford are good at every sport and and when u have a problem a he is always by your side

Look that kid is very charming and cute I herd his name is Stafford

Stafford by Nick Malone March 4, 2020

Stafford County 

A place that is, in fact, three places. There is the center, full of commerce. The middle ring has the normal, suburban living. The outer ring is a waste land, which few venture to. Most living there have careers elsewhere and commute or support the infrastructure that the commuters live on. It's a dull place, where teenagers are either having sex or are completely bored out of their minds. Adults plan to retire there. Fredricksburg students who want a hope for the future generally transfer to Stafford County High Schools.

"I live in Stafford County."

"So you're old, having sex or bored?"

Stafford County by Sixten Thomson October 24, 2006

doing a Stafford 

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.

(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet

doing a Stafford by fryson August 3, 2010

doing a Stafford 

The process of creating faecal matter in a toilet within a building in which one is a guest. Includes public places such as shopping centres and restaurants.

-Stan's been gone a while, I thought he'd only gone to the toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet

doing a Stafford by Stan Stappord. December 8, 2010

stafford 

A euphemism for an extremely large and impressive penis or a person who has an impressive package.

john: "Why is she dating him?"
tim: "haven't you heard? He's got a huge stafford."

or

Tim: My sister told me you two had a good date last night.
John: Yeah but she called me stafford in the morning.

or

John: I think I pulled my stafford last night
Tim: Sounds like you and the lady need to have a talk

stafford by John Krills March 14, 2008

De Stafford 

de Stafford is a fucking awful school in Caterham full of miserable pricks, TicTac (aka, Mr Kelly) and sexy man Mr Hogg

there goes that sexy man James hogg.. the one who works at de Stafford

De Stafford by suckmyprick October 9, 2019

The Stafford Look 

when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.

I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.

The Stafford Look by Neffinski December 25, 2013