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when you jizz on yourself to go make yourself take a shower when you're hung over
I was so hungover I splatooned to get myself out of bed this morning
Splatoon by hoanermss April 19, 2026

Splatoon 2 

That one thing that makes any woomy happy
" Imma woomy that's happy I have splatoon 2"
Splatoon 2 by Veemo August 24, 2018

splatoon 2 

It's a fun game
Do you want to play Splatoon 2 with me
splatoon 2 by Openbob August 20, 2017

Splatoon ranked 

F*CK YOU B*TCH YOU SHOULD’VE GIVEN ME THAT F*CKING CLAM AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I COULD’VE GOT US TO X-RANK IF I GOT THAT ONE F*CKING CLAM
I’m so glad that Splatoon ranked is over and I can use my aerospray in turf and get camped by carry bucket
Splatoon ranked by Notatrashcan January 16, 2021

Splatoon 2 

splatoon two is gud game. it is throwing colorful shots of ink at others.
Splatoon 2 by iddunno July 19, 2020

splatoon 3 

obh my goodness splatoon 3 is comming out holy shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
splatoon 3 is coming out in 2022 but who cares amirite
splatoon 3 by iddunno February 22, 2021