sliced taco 

Giving Head to 2 chicks simultaneously, while they are scissoring

Kristy and Magen were scissoring and i joined in and did a sliced taco

sliced taco by Streigh July 20, 2009

sliced bread 

The best thing, well, ever!

(blank)is the best thing since sliced bread!

sliced bread by Squirel December 11, 2008

Sliced bread 

Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.

This snack is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

Sliced bread by jugglablepotato23 September 3, 2013

sliced cheese 

Infinitely better than sliced bread.

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"

sliced cheese by hai guyz November 3, 2005

sliced bread 

The best thing since... oh wait.

I like sliced bread with jam. And butter of course, are you stupid?

sliced bread by colonelsalt September 2, 2012

Sliced Loaf

The view you get when looking up as you are going down on an overweight woman. The ripples in their gut fat looks very much like the view you would see looking along the top of a sliced loaf of bread....

I went down on Kim's beaver, and when I looked up all I could see was her sliced loaf gut.....

Sliced Loaf by Bibbo November 16, 2006

Sliced Milk 

Sliced milk is another way of phrasing cheese.

She made a sandwich containing sliced milk.

Sliced Milk by Ur dead nan's anal cavity August 18, 2017