Upper Skimmer 

Same concept as the legendary upper decker but this involves a swimming pool. You take the lid off the pool skimmer and pinch one off in the basket. You replace the lid and the water will filter thru the rancid duke left in the skimmer

When my asshole neighbors went on vacation I hopped the fence, dropped my drawers and did an Upper Skimmer to their pool. I hope they like swimming in mypoo water

Upper Skimmer by Duke Dropper August 6, 2008

league skimmer 

a person that goes out with people way out of their league

Harry is a league skimmer because he goes/ went out with jen.

league skimmer by james C. Outo June 16, 2004

atm skimmer 

A device that is attached to the face of an ATM to steal information. The device is placed over the card reading slot of an ATM, and it reads a cards mag stripe as it is inserted into the machine. It will either save or send that information.

John used the atm skimmer to copy everyone's credit card that was used on that atm.

atm skimmer by CustomSync June 19, 2010

moot skimmer

An extremely short skirt. Sometimes called, skimming the moot.

That skirt's so short, it's a moot skimmer!

moot skimmer by Godlesswanderer February 21, 2005

Bar Skimmer 

A trashy rapper who has to repeat himself or steal his own lines to fill up his rap verses. Example: Mike Jones.

Man, that nigga be a bar skimmer. He repeated himself 8 times!

Bar Skimmer by Eric Wawizzle April 1, 2007

tard skimmer 

1. Someone who picks up ugly, fat or just really stupid people at a club, 'cause anything more would be a strike out.

2. Someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, 'cause everyone around their own age knows they're a jack-off.

3. One who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. Effectively skimming from life the shit that floats to the surface.

1. Dude, check out that ass-clown gino at the bar with all the orcas! What a disgraceful tard skimmer.

2. How old is Warren? 24? How old's his girl? 15? Brutal. What a tard skimmer!

3. What a lazy prick Dave is. Dude's 28 and still gets allowance. Fucking tard skimmer.

tard skimmer by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

fanny skimmer 

an extremely short skirt

Oh my God! Look what Courtney is wearing! Can you say fanny skimmer!?

fanny skimmer by vomoto September 24, 2006