Skiddadle Skidoodle 

Your dick is now a noodle!

you:''skiddadle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle''
Your friends:*looks down pants* ''oh shit''

Skiddadle Skidoodle by SmellySkunk February 26, 2018

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle! 

The cut spell from Harry Potter, J.K was drunk.

"How dare you, Ron! Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle! by CasterMonk June 27, 2021

Skidaddle Skidoodle 

A common internet meme where a very poorly drawn wizard screams "SpiGgAtle sPiGgooDle your dick is now a toaster strudel!" and then NFL music plays, but bass boosted, can be found on youtube.com

"Skidaddle Skidoodle your dick is now a toaster strudel!"
Me: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Skidaddle Skidoodle by Jkobe556 January 23, 2018

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle 

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.

"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018

Skidaadle skidoodle 

Part of a magic trick where someones dick changes into a noodle

Magician: Skidaadle Skidoodle Your Dick Is Now A Noodle
*Dramatic trumpet sound*
You having a embarrased face 😧

Skidaadle skidoodle by BananaTimeZ May 6, 2018

Skidaddle 

To leave somewhere quickly, like a restaurant or even an awkward conversation.

Person 1: gotta skidaddle bro!
Person 2: see ya next week!

Skidaddle by festive squirrel July 16, 2018

skiddledinger 

Telling somebody something that is a lie for comic effect

Man you were so drunk last night you licked the wall. What seriously? Nah just a skiddledinger

skiddledinger by sharkey lowe March 5, 2014