simping on kageyama

I know you do it

I’m simping on kageyama too

simping on kageyama by milkksenpai October 6, 2020

SimpingForDeath 

The sexist and coolest cosplayer on TikTok. They are the number one funny and amazing TikToker and everyone is in love with them. The next Charlie Damillio except superior. (Pls don’t cancel me ily Charlie)

“SimpingForDeath is so funny, sexy, cool, godlike, interesting, attractive, swaggy, and perfect.”
“Yes.”

SimpingForDeath by NotSimpingForDeath January 24, 2021

Simulingus 

Simultaneously performing the act of cunnilingus and analingus on the same person during a threesome.

I had a threesome with a couple the other day where they performed simulingus on me. It was the best orgasm I ever had in a while

Simulingus by Ktom45 June 21, 2022

Sausage Sampling 

When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.

I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.

Sausage Sampling by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.

I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp

Brand Simping by captain_moist April 27, 2020

Simping Cost 

When you go all out to impress a girl/boy and do whatever it takes to get her/his attention, even if it means sacrificing your time, energy, and money. But in the end, it often leaves you feeling emotionally drained and broke financially

John keeps going out with a girl to win her over but Sarah is never interested. This leaves John broke and broken-hearted each time. The simping cost was high, wasting his money and happiness on someone who didn't appreciate it.

Simping Cost by kenial2023 June 15, 2023

unsuccessful simping 

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

unsuccessful simping by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020