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Sniffing the cobra

After scratching your balls and/or ass you raise your hand as if it is a cobra about to strike and sniff the tips of you fingers.
Man I saw that dude sniffing the cobra in the locker room yesterday.

Sniffing Dick 

Man those guys over there never do anything productive. They are always just bullshitting about fantasy football and banging chicks. They are always sniffing dick.
Sniffing Dick by DTallon October 15, 2009

sniffing the paint 

When you sniff a girls vagina so hard her pussy lips get sucked into your nostrils and she orgasms.
Jenna got drunk last friday and told her girlfriend's Garrett spent the whole thursday sniffing the paint.

paddle sniffing 

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
paddle sniffing by beeps pa April 9, 2009

moon stiffing 

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.
"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."
moon stiffing by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014

Rod Stiffington 

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show
Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?
Rod Stiffington by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015