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Senator Buttars 

1. The Utah senator, who during an interview confessed that he doesn't mind gays, but doesn't want them shoving it down his throat all the time, or in his kid's face.

2. To mess an interview up worse than Sarah Palin.

3. See Freudian Slip.
Definition 1:

Guy 1: Do you want a hand job or the Senator Buttars?

Guy 2: I'll take the Senator Buttars.

Definition 2:

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Katie Couric wreck Sarah Palin last night?

Guy 2: No, but Senator Buttars got PLAYED.
Senator Buttars by MNM-G April 28, 2010
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Senator Lincoln Chafee 

A sexual situation wherein one partner (the one to whom the act is being performed) suddenly considers a change in position, but soon thereafter decides not to and then resumes sex. It is often characterized by an uncomfortable, bipartisan tension. Named after the Rhode Island Senator himself.
I was fuckin' my girlfriend in the ass last night when she suddenly pulled a Senator Lincoln Chafee on me. After we resumed, it just wasn't as good anymore

Senator Craiging 

A very gay man looking for sex in men's rooms around the country.
"That pervert was Senator Craiging while I was trying to take a dump."
"Yes officer, that is the man who was Senator Craiging."
Senator Craiging by MOJAP December 9, 2008

Senator Craig  

Solicting homosexual sex in a public men's room.
The hetrosexual bodybuilder stepped on the gay guy's hand when he attempted a Senator Craig at the Reno-Tahoe Airport men's room.
Senator Craig by Steve Kennedy September 7, 2007

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

senator-elect 

Rick Scott is a Senator-Elect in the great state of Florida. Therefore, he is a Senator.
senator-elect by PIBacon December 4, 2018

Senator Blumkin 

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else
Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.
Senator Blumkin by skid mark vz September 17, 2007