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down like a fat kid on a see saw 

Fat kids on seesaw's go down and don't come back up. So if u say "your down like a fat kid on a seesaw", u arnt backing out of whatever it is your doing...
Jeff: Hey wanna get drunk?
Bob: I'm down like a fat kid on a see saw!!

The Welsh See-saw 

A sex position involving two women and a man. The man sits in between two women in a doggy position, with a strap-on tied to his back. Whilst thrusting into the woman in front, the man will lean back and using the strap-on thrust into the girl behind. Rinse, repeat.
I heard about this new sex position, it’s called the welsh see-saw, we NEED to try it!

texas see-saw 

The act of taking a dump on a woman's ass, Doin it doggy style, then hitting her arms out from underneath her, while thrusting your dick in her ass
O man, i gave carla a hot texas see-saw last night...niiiice

hee haw see saw

One of the most sought after sexual experiences in the Milky Way. The Hee Haw See Saw is a complex sexual position involving a husband and a wife. To experience this con octopus of a sexual move, first the man must obtain a donkey.

The man then, using the donkey, positions himself on the backside. Using his preferred thrusting speed, the man must enter the anus of the donkey.

The donkey must position itself above the wife, so as to enter her with its donkey cock, once aroused by the mans butt fucking.

Now, both man and woman can use the majestic animal as a fulcrum based sex toy. Truly the hee haw see saw is the greatest sex position ever.
Wife: “Hey there beautiful cowboy! How’s dem Spurs treating ya?!”

Cowboy Husband: “well they be just fine Mary Lou Beth Sue. But you know’d what be finer? Trying the Hee Haw See Saw tonight? You down to HHSS?”

Donkey loving Wife: “hellz yah”
hee haw see saw by PandaMoss March 21, 2019

Human See Saw 

When a man is lucky enough to bring to attractive* girls home, each take a position on either the male sexual organ while the other positions herself on the face, BOTH MUST FACE EACH OTHER (this must not be confused with the Human Bobsled)

*attractive or un attractive does not determind if this is a See Saw or not.
I did the old Human See Saw last night.......my face hurts.
Human See Saw by See to my Saw September 11, 2009

Liberace See-Saw

In the vein of docking for individuals lacking foreskin, the act of taping two penises together at the tip while leaning backwards with no hands.
Bruh, Parker and I Liberace See-Sawed so hard last night, we went through two rolls of tape!