Bacon Saver 

Someone who "save's your bacon"

Dude 1: Dude, my dad wants his computer back, but I've been looking at some questionable website's!

Dude 2: Don't stress, I'll clear your history

Dude 1: Dude, you're a real Bacon Saver

Bacon Saver by The Specialist-age June 3, 2010

And that's how I saved Christmas 

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

And that's how I saved Christmas by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005

pizza saver 

the little white plastic table that comes in a box of pizza, used to hold the box in place from collapsing onto the cheese.

pizza savers are sweet.

pizza saver by keith rowan October 26, 2006

energy saver 

One who never exerts effort on anything unless absolutely necessary.

He only does it when he has to. He's such an energy saver.

energy saver by Whoneedsapseudonym September 7, 2016

screen saver 

the blank expression that comes across a persons face when day dreaming.

dude, check out dave day dreaming, he looks miles away

yeah mate i know, he has his screen saver on

screen saver by billinom8s November 13, 2009

flavor saver

While it commonly refers to the taste of pussy left on a man's beard after performing cunnilingus on a woman, it may also refer to a man with a beard who is given a facial by another man, resulting in cum in the beard which will retain the taste and smell until properly washed off.

gay guy 1: bro, you smell like cum.
gay guy 2: yeah, I was sucking cocks at the bookstore and this dude blew a huge load in my face and got it all over my beard, I can still taste it.
gay guy 1: that's hot, I can still see some jizz in there, you got the flavor saver.

flavor saver by texas is not the reason July 2, 2022

flavor saver

vertical strip of hair grown underneath the lower lip. Allows one to relive eating a chick's pussy by "saving the flavor" in the hair. Not so advantageous if the pussy has a bad odor. Often synonymous with "soul patch", but usually more of a strip than a patch.

After I ate that skank's pussy, I had to shave my flavor saver!

flavor saver by Silverfish August 3, 2005