sammy sosa 

sum one who be bling blingin and lowley haters need to diss cause they aint eva gonna get into the mlb. cause they white.

man you need to lay off of sammy sosa, he still kicks so much ass.

sammy sosa by the white whino December 1, 2003

Sammy Sosa 

ahahahahahaha, dumbass Plinkton Cyclopes! mind redefining your definition? lose close games? sosa a problem? where are the orioles now, you say? oh my! and where are those beloved cubs of yours? lololol thats right, they aint even gonna get a chance to choke, and still have to pay off his salary! haha the cubs are his bitches!

"Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch."
Source: Plinkton Cyclopes

Sammy Sosa by blah May 1, 2005

sammy sosa 

One who plays for the Cubs there for will never win or get to world series and also sucks more than ever could be imagined.

Did you see the White Sox kick their little Sammy Sosa Butts!

sammy sosa by Julie B October 23, 2003

sammy sosa 

A big ass motherfucker

That's a sammy sosa right there

sammy sosa by hfuwhfeoiufh September 20, 2021

Slammy Sosa 

any hot ass slampiece you see at a baseball game.

she is usually great at corking bats.

Did you see that Slammy Sosa down there? I'd love to slam her sosa!

Slammy Sosa by PigletSlammer April 29, 2011