Twisted Salazar 

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.

Twisted Salazar by Executive Intern August 2, 2003

icey salazar

A sexual act in which the male grabs a large amount of ice water while in the doggy style position and pours it surprisingly on the female. The result is a clenching sensation around the males penis. Preferably done seconds before ejaculation.

Hey yo man. I gave that one girl who works at the sheriff department an Icey Salazar last night, damn near ripped my dick off when I busted my nut.

icey salazar by Spyderclymb June 16, 2017

David Salazar 

Certified Real Nigga, David Salazar is built DIFFERENT

David Salazar is a Real ass nigga

David Salazar by The Realist101 April 30, 2021

Mariah salazar 

A perfect human who doesn't admit she is. She is very smart and talented and she has amazing friends by her side she is a very lucky person

Mariah salazar:sometimes trys to catch pappy Joshua hands really dumb cuz he's hella pappy.

Mariah salazar by Daddy Joshua December 1, 2018

Osiel Salazar 

The best person in the world, no one can compare to his awesomeness, he is also sweet, loving, and the best person, if you have an Osiel Salazar in your life you should thank him and treat him like royalty.

“Do you know Osiel Salazar?”
“Yeah, he is amazing and should be king of the world ”

Osiel Salazar by DarkKnight555 November 22, 2022

the salazar 

A drunken homoerotic calf massage administered or offered under the guise of a friendly gesture. Often the solicitor is unaware of his own gaynificence and uses extreme quantities of wine to quell the burning desire for hot monkey manlove.

Maaaan shut the fuck up; I did NOT try to give you the salazar.

the salazar by BJ Himself February 3, 2009

sydney salazar 

A pretty girl who is smart and loves to dance and is so fun to be around with

Sydney Salazar is the best person in the world, I wish

sydney salazar by yenddlsoidir January 26, 2017