rigor mortis 

like rick and Morty but for dead people

guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.

rigor mortis by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023

rigor mortis 

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead

The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.

rigor mortis by the ninja buddha May 12, 2007

rigor mortis 

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin

i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand

rigor mortis by shitze January 12, 2006

Rigor Mortis 

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.

Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.

Rigor Mortis by Rivothead June 4, 2009

rigor mortis 

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long

Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit

rigor mortis by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010

rigor mortis 

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

rigor mortis by My May 12, 2003

rigor mortis 

adjective. Elegant word for a stiff person.

damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!

rigor mortis by Brennie January 6, 2006