n. when you have to say something even though they know it's obvious but how on earth people are going to know what you want to say? At the same time you excuse yourself of any "blame" by striking the sentence and ACTUALLY saying something else.

Someone <strike>we</strike> should write that. (This is a good reason for strike tags.)

reason for strike tags by __loss November 18, 2009

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Reason That To Yourself

An expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.

Mr. Smith: "Honey my poop is green today. I think the reason is because I ate a bowl of peas with last night's dinner."

Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."

or

Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."

Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."

Reason That To Yourself by DeWyzzle May 20, 2010

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Reason D

John and I Don’t want to see you guys too much and poop fart fart poop clown fart poop poop clown poop fart fart poop clown fart poop clown poop poop fart fart poop clown fart fart oh yeah yeah

Person 1: Oh, Hi There
Person 2: No Potato
Person 1: Just Do Reason D
Person 2: Thanks, You Should Just Include The Word Being Defined

Reason D by Reason D November 8, 2021

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reason with

To attempt to come to an agreement or understanding with someone through logical discussion.

You cannot reason with someone who is so narrow-minded.

reason with by S Jan October 20, 2015

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