beta writer/reader 

a person who reads over a piece of writing and suggests edits for improvement regarding grammar, punctuation, spelling, phrasing, pacing, characterization, etc. they're popular among the fanfiction community.

Yo, Chris, do you know a good beta writer/reader? I have a short one shot I need to have looked over.

beta writer/reader by sighzawa February 17, 2019

Guardian Reader 

Synonym for Champagne Socialist.

Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.

Guardian Reader by cocksuckah December 14, 2010

Headline reader 

Judges solely based on a news headline.

The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.

Headline reader by D1L0 December 31, 2015

reaped 'dem up 

To make fun of someone till that person can no longer think of a come back.

Tim: "Your a bitch."
Dave: "Well, Your girl told me your dick was small."
Tim:"..." ((Silent))

Gary: "oooh, He Reaped 'dem up"

reaped 'dem up by Talker-X May 31, 2010

Dookie Reader 

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

Dookie Reader by nastyninja December 25, 2010

bathroom reader 

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

bathroom reader by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

Mean Tarot Reader 

Abb; MTR- Any zooted scam artist that originated from TikTok that goes live on YouTube..See msashycat; trashpuss

Dude, that chick was blasted off the aytch last night & nodded off for a solid 7 minutes!! Lips turned blue, eyes went chameleon style! When she came to she mumbled somethin then said "Daddy Rice that's the ticket"..? Wtf lmao that was some classic mean tarot reader type stuff bahahaha!!

Mean Tarot Reader by HutchNation CEO April 11, 2022