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Brennan's Rule of Rascism 

Within any form of communication, the use of racially demeaning language is appropriate and politically correct if and only if:

1. The perpetrator (insultee)has a premeditated desire to have the recipient(insulted)recieve the slur (LAW OF PRESENCE)

2. both the perpetrator and the recipient are on a relationship past the acquaintance level.(LAW OF ACQUAINTANCE)
Example 1:
Asian Joe: stop waiting for the change you stupid kike.

Jewish Josh: eh.
(Internal thought process: I am not offended by this since I am both present, and more than just acquainted with Joe)

Example 2: (Joe and Brennan outside the presence of Josh)
Asian Joe: Josh is such a fucking kike. he sat and waited for a penny for 5 minutes.

Irish Brennan: Your rascist.

Example 3: (Joe in a Barmitzvah)

Josh: Joe, I want you to meet my friend Steve.

Asian Joe: Awesome! now I get to add another kike and Josh can stop being such a token.

Steve: (Internal Thought Process: You rascist son of a bitch)

cornelious rico's red eyed rascals 

COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER

1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".
1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.

Tiny Rascals Gang 

Gang started in Fresno, California during the 1980s. In conflict with the Asian Boy Clique, or "ABZ"s who they negatively call "Apples". Mostly Cambodian and Laotian, accepting non-Asians as well such as Latinos, Whites, and Blacks.
"Ima go kill an apple today" -Tiny Rascals Gang Member

RascalSouthern 

phenomenal artist, really inspirational, and has an unique artstyle.
"thanks, RascalSouthern, for the amazing fanart!"

racialism 

The root of all racism.

A racialist is certain that people are physically different.
Racialism has two purposes:

__In the elite class:
A good physician needs to be racialist at times to see which patient receives which prescription.

__In the lower and middle classes:masses
An average low and middle class person is racialist just because it's fun to heat the social struggle.
racialism by andersmusician January 6, 2010

racialism 

the lighter side of racism.

you don't want to tar the person as being a racist but you feel the need to express there un-pcness.

not racist, just stoopid.
kind of like the situation where your grandma would comment on an asian doctors;
"they're really very good y'know".
racialism by Kidindi December 16, 2004

racialismistic 

when someone is racist while being exposed to racism while trying to stop racism
' Becky you are being so racialismistic right now what the heck'
racialismistic by wiji board October 13, 2018