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Iowa Gas Pump 

While having sex pull out and fart in the girls pussy then continue having sex. She will then queef out the cum.
"My bitch let me give her an Iowa Gas Pump for my birthday"
Iowa Gas Pump by Cory January 14, 2007

Gas Pump Tetris

When you go to a gas station with a long line. Commonly Costco or Sam's Club, and you move from one line to another thinking you will get the the pumps faster. When In reality it can take you longer, but few times help. Happens more and more with higher gas prices
Look at that guy playing Gas Pump Tetris. To bad he has been at it for five minutes now.

This line is taking forever. Wait that line is moving (drives over to the pump) Sweet I won a game of Gas Pump Tetris!

puerto rican gas pump 

When the driver of an automobile exits the stopped vehicle during a red traffic signal (stop light, red light) and urinates. The driver must finish urinating before the traffic signal changes to a green traffic signal (green light, go). If the driver does not finish urinating before the signal turns green he is to be scorned and ridiculed harshly by occupants within the vehicle and all surrounding vehicles and their occupants, however if the driver completes the task he is to be applauded by all.
Did you see me do a Puerto Rican Gas Pump? The light turned green just as I finished.

Arabian Gas Pump 

When a male sticks his cock in a females vagina and pisses (to "fuel" her up)
Man did you hear that TYler did the "Arabian Gas Pump" to Kaitlen yoast last night.


Arabian Gas Pump by Ty Is Gay October 27, 2008

Pump-Your-Gas-Girl 

A wirl, usually between the ages of 12-16 who will do various annoying things to gain attention such as laughing very loudly and unnecessarily, asking questions with obvious answers, basking in their "randomness," and telling completely idiotic irrelevent stories.
Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: It's so cold in here! Why is it so cold? OMG.

Person: Uh...it's December and you're wearing a tank top?

Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: Lyke omg, I'm so random. Haha i'm retarded. (did I gain attention???!!!)
Pump-Your-Gas-Girl by T. Fornes January 18, 2009

dirty gas pump 

after doing a girl in the ass pull out and stick it in her mouh. then proceed to pee in her mouth. thus replicating a gas pump
i totaly gave a girl a dirty gas pump
dirty gas pump by johnnyb1227 March 15, 2008