Pooping in my work boots 

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.

FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!

Pooping in my work boots by sammyag April 19, 2009

Pooping with the door open 

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.

Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

Pooping with the door open by ToteYote November 16, 2020

pooping back and forth 

When one person poops into another person's butthole, and that person poops back into the original person's butthole. They then continue this, back and forth with the same poop.

Here is a picture of pooping back and forth... ))<>((

pooping back and forth by K Page January 14, 2008

pooping smile 

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.

"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"

pooping smile by b3nis March 8, 2018

Pooping in the Stone Age 

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

Pooping in the Stone Age by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

pooping on the clock 

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

pooping on the clock by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

pooping off 

Jacking off whilst pooping.

Trent: Mom, don't interrupt me while I'm pooping off
Trent's mom: Sorry son
Trent's Dad: hurry up, I wanna poop off too
Trent: Wait your turn

pooping off by Yung Pizza May 6, 2014