Pookie n nem 

"Pookie n nem" are the proverbial ominous "hood" characters and or family member that every person with a connection to the ghetto knows. They can be called at will to "whoop" and or "bust a cap in" yo ass...

Can also be used to refer to any random people you know in the ghetto...

"I need you get grab Cousin Pookie to vote. I need you to get Ray-Ray to vote." - Obama

M: Oh, that is such a ghetto thing to do!
R: Oh fo real? Let's see how ghetto it get's when I call cousin pookie an ray ray n nem to bust a cap in yo ass!

D: Where you at?
L:I'm up the street from from "Pookie n nem"

Pookie n nem by Webster Merriam Wikipedia December 9, 2009

pokie signaling 

When a woman goes without her bra so that her nipples poke through her blouse or sweater, and asks her guy in, she is engaging in pokie signaling. This is an invitation to some kind of intimacy, from petting to coitus.

"It's kind of cool, and my nips are up. I'm doing a little subtle pokie signaling."

pokie signaling by Angel of the Morning March 9, 2020

My pookie grace<3 

My favorite person in the world! I love pookie so much and she makes me smile they are my favorite person and im happy to be married to her👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩‼️‼️👍👍👍

i love my pookie grace<3

My pookie grace<3 by notelectricall October 12, 2021

Tokie Pokie 

The act of smoking marijuana while having sex.

Dude, I did the tokie pokie with my girl last night.

Tokie Pokie by Joey Kittel November 9, 2009

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!

Magical Ponies by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

calm your ponies 

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010