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plead the fifth 

To withhold all information concerning one's actions while in a state of complete intoxication (similar to that which one would be in after consuming a fifth of liquor). Such withholding is an effort to protect one's reputation, but also could be due to the fact that the individual simply drank too much to remember what happened during the time in question.
Dan: "Dude, did you *seriously* hook up with Sandra last night? I thought you hated that bitch."

Steve: "I can't even remember what happened after we left the bar. I'm gonna have to plead the fifth on that one."
plead the fifth by Ti-na-na-na September 11, 2007

Plead the Fifth 

When you have a potentially LOUD fart and you spread your butt cheeks to make it silent. Of course now it smells worse.
I can't wait for my spouse to leave the room, so i had to plead the fifth.
Plead the Fifth by Vese October 18, 2010

plead n' cry 

The emoji sequence (🥺😭) which references the cursed emoji "Powercry". The feeling of intense sadness that will make your eyes cute n' glossy and your tears flow over when you cry.
Plead n' cry is what make you cry like a crazy child. 🥺😭
plead n' cry by El Vocabulario July 14, 2020

Plead the fifth 

An over used term to remove 'house of cards' charaters from a scandal debate.
"im going to put that governer on trial!"
"His going to plead the fifth, and you'll look a fool"
Indictment
Plead the fifth by meh3515 June 1, 2017

Plead the second 

Delaying a household task because you need to take a shit (go number two).
“I don’t have time to mow the fucking lawn right now — I have to plead the second.”

plead the fifth 

to randomly yell boobs in class with no reason
the teacher tells me to leave the room when i plead the fifth