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Planet Fitness 

A sorry excuse for a gym where obese humans go for the first week of the new year to get a slice of pizza or a bagel. They call themselves the "judgement free zone" but if you lift more than 20 lbs you will be called a lunk and kicked out.
Guy 1: Hey bro do you have any recommendations for where I can get pizza?
Guy 2: Yeah, planet fitness has really good pizza.
Planet Fitness by Nameeee January 14, 2018

Planet Hurt 

Where you go when you lose a fight.
I'm sending you on a one-way trip to Planet Hurt!
Planet Hurt by Rose likes pie November 7, 2009

Planet Earth 

The poor little planet that has to suffer from the actions that us humans do every day
Poor planet Earth, has to suffer from the disease

Planet Awesome 

A place where only the coolest of cool people come from. You must be of extremely high intellect, as well as mental & physical beauty to reside here.
Him: "You broads are all the same!"
Her: "Not me! I'm from Planet Awesome."

Planet Norway 

Blasphemous place of perpetual frost and darkness! Known as Earth before the Return of the Necrowizard! Acolytes serve his Unholy Name! Posers freeze.
All gay people and music became extinct upon the materialization of Planet Norway
Planet Norway by Morbid Thor December 29, 2004

planet ass 

A very large butt or booty
Man that girl has a planet ass.
planet ass by kj0 March 7, 2007