pineapple express 

Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial

"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."

pineapple express by norcaldude707 October 16, 2008

pineapple express 

when you dont cut your toenails for a year then while having sex shove them up your girlfriends asshole

man, that pineapple express hurt alot, i have rectal bleeding

pineapple express by COR3YCOLTMAN January 31, 2009

Pineapple Expressing 

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

Pineapple Expressing by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

Pineapple Expressing 

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

Pineapple Expressing by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

Ride the Pineapple Express 

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.

Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.

Ride the Pineapple Express by mrGrimmm March 1, 2024

Pinapple Express 

A type of sexual intercourse between two friends, or people wanting to be more than friend, or between boyfriend + girlfriend.
Involves boxers with 'Pinapple Express' written on the back, palm trees in the bedroom and the scent of pinapples on the girl.
This type of sex is very fruity and exotic.

(Is recommended for some other people who are bored with their sex lives and want some excitement)


This type of sex has nothing to do with the stoner movie called "Pinapple Express".

Person A - "So I heard you and Zach... Pinapple Expressed last night?"
Person B - "Oh yeah! It was a totally different experience!"

Person C - "Dude! Did you Pinapple Express Gillian last night?"
Person D - "Totally! Dude, you should try it sometime yourself!"

Pinapple Express by The Cat Ate Jell-o March 4, 2009

pinapple express 

the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones anus

i need to loosen that ass up. how bout the pinapple express?

pinapple express by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010