An Indian-American sex act performed by a male stripper wearing nothing but an orange triangle on his erect penis. As, in which, the female hiering this professional, has exactly 104 seconds to pour in 2 pounds of maple syrup into his\her anus. And then, dipping in his delicious pancake penis, and then the related sibiling. (if no related being, there are indeed red headed sisters for sale) This mentioned sibiling will then scream wildly as sucking woman's green-dyed vaginal area.
Only one of the sexiest motherfuckers you will see around. His broad shoulders, tiny waist, and snatched brows are just a few things he brings to this feast. His voice is so damn smooth and he wears the classiest outfits around. His beautiful grey eyes and perfect personality only add on to this wonder of a man. He's a DILF without even having to be a dad. By far, one of the most fuckable daddies I have ever seen.
P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF
"OMG Who is that? He's sooo hot."
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"
A worthless, stupid, stubborn human being of the Protestant Evangelical or KJV fundamentalist variety. His head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize how blind and moronic he is. Usually an online troll.
I'd love to debate the finer points of theology with you but you're being a little trolling Phineas Assfuck.
There's Phineas again, being the whiny Assfuck that he is.