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kim namjoon is a philosopher, if you ask him how his day was, he'll answer your question but then he will start speaking about how we should love ourselves. (cutie <3)
philosopher by jiminsbitch December 5, 2018

Philosopher

Someone who pretends to know everything in the Universe but in reality a useless IYI.
Mr. Rouge Philosophy always claims himself a Philosopher.
Philosopher by PseudPhilosopher January 3, 2022

Philosopher Stoned 

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
Philosopher Stoned by TripleWest September 3, 2012

Philosopher Stones 

A hardened mycelium mass that contains both psilocybin and psilicon. Commonly referred to as "philosopher stones" or sclerotia, they produce a trip very similar if not identical to that of the p. cubensis "shroom" species.
Philosopher Stones are produced invitro, making it much more stealthy and easy to grow as compared to the actual mushrooms the Philosopher Stones are capable of producing.

There are 3 strains currently available:

1.Psilocybe mexicana

2.Psilocybe tampanensis

3.Psilocybe atlantis
Dude! I just ate this sclerotia! I can't believe how amazing this is. I almost have pity on those that say all drugs are bad and are too closed minded to ever improve their lives.
Ha ha Mr. T pities the fool!

Oh my god! I am starting to realize there is so much more to life then buying this materialistic shit!
I need to stop polluting the air and being part of this wretched system. Oh how I love you Philosopher Stones, you have shown me how to be a better and happier person!

Philosopher's stone 

A mythical stone which alchemy practically revolves around. It was desired by a lot of entrepreneurs (see suckers) in the dark ages because of its promise to turn ordinary materials like coal into gold. Naturally, all of those who sought the stone practiced alchemy, and not surprisingly they came up empty-handed.
A Philosopher's stone would be awesome to have, if only it existed in the first place.
Don't waste your life searching for a Philosopher's stone.
(i.e. you're chasing nothing)
Philosopher's stone by Yep Nope September 23, 2005

philosopher stoned 

Being in a deep state of thought as a result of consuming marijuana
"How high were you last night?"
"I was philosopher stoned"
philosopher stoned by Carpet52 February 23, 2020